BigGov

Isn't it a great feeling when you pull off a great rope-a-dope against a guy who should completely dominate you when he's ranked 5 spots higher and is rated higher than you across the board? Just waiting until halfway through that sixth round when he was at half stamina and our healths were about even. I was far behind on the scorecards, but I had full stamina. I just leaned away from one punch and it was like the flood gates opened. Uppercut, hook, hook, straight, I just kept on coming, it must have been a 9 or 10 punch combo and I was still hitting him as he was going down.

My one gripe is sometimes the computer can be a little cheap and parry shots it has no business parrying. Oh well, it just forces me to go over the top and just flatten the left side of their face with my right hook.

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One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer and continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too, picked the fly out of his drink but then held it out over the beer and yelled "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!"