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Beer? Technically the first beer to ever enter my mouth was when I was a baby. Never mix a new dad and a teething baby with beer...
Cigarette? 17, New York trip, almost sat a hotel room on fire.
Boob? I remember the first time a guy felt me up, if that's what you mean. It was at a party when I was 14...
Penis? First one I saw...messing around with the guy I hate through most of high school, I was 15.
Kiss? At a band contest when I was 14.
Snikers bar? No idea.
Crush? Of course...I liked him throughout elementary/middle school...and messed around with him in college.
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Well, if you count middle school, Greg J. We "went out" for a year.
Drunk? New Years, senior year of high school. Cheap bourbon.
Joint/Bong Hit? Freshman year of college at a party...I was very drunk.
Masturbation session? I have no idea.
Fight? Never really fought with anyone except my brother.
Broken Bone? Never had one.
CD/Tape/Vinyl? Tape, New Kids on the Block.
Movie/DVD? First movie I ever saw in theatres was Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
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"With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful. Strive to be happy."
-Desiderata
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