| Blueballs are horrible.  I usually get them when just hooking up with a girl, and sometimes we dont even have to be doing anything sexual, possibly watching a movie, etc.. I once tried to rush home and relieve it manually but it didn't make any difference :/ I've had them last for hours... 
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 What it was like- to live life, before you.. symbiont
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