Jesus Pimp

Has anyone here ever get blue balls? I could never imagine myself getting it.

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cchris

I once got cue balls.

Did some horizontal folk dancing with this girl on a pool table once and got them stuck between the corner pocket.

Sunk the pink and clipped the brown.

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pocon1

When I was in high school, and occasionally in college. Now that I am an od man (30) it doesn't happen. I get what I want. HAHAHAHA!!!

denim

Yes. Why do you ask?

Hrothgar

never. I am a slave to my id.

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Uuudar

Blue balls just plain fucking sucks. Happened a few times in high school with the parentals coming home mid sexing, but lately it hasn't been an issue. God, do whatever you can to avoid it. It's a feeling of being kicked in the nuts for a few hours.

bparker805

I got my first set when I was thirteen. Had to ride my bike home like 3 miles... I will never forget the pain!

kel

Yep, the night before I lost my virginity.

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Cynthetiq

ugh.. it's not like they turn blue.. but it does suck.

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denim

No, it doesn't suck, that's the problem. It's all... congested-feeling. And it's more difficult to relieve.

Paq

i've had them, given them to myself, had them given to me freely, and yes..they suck

The worst part is that, for me, it HUUUUURRRRTTTTSSS when i finally relieve them...

like being kicked in the crotch when you orgasm. not cool...same thing happens if i go too long between orgasms.

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majik_6

It's well-timed that I found this thread when I did! I'd almost forgotten of the phenemenon of blue balls until a little over a week ago.

Thing is, I've been, uh, mostly "flying solo" for a while, which tends to relieve the teasing issue (I mean, you know your hand's gonna put out). But, I went to meet a "friend" a couple of Saturdays ago, and we made out for a solid two hours before I started noticing a familiar "pain"...sure enough, the torture of my early teen years: blue balls!

Of course, that was quickly taken care of, but I'd forgotten how horrid it could be!

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YaWhateva

how do u get blue balls? I never understood this.

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Paq

have lots of sex or forplay
stop before orgasm
like 10 seconds before orgasm

or 3

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alpha

happened to me once with my girlfriend. she was on her period and we knew we couldn't have sex, but we still fooled around quite a bit which made me really horny.. about 15 minutes after we stopped my balls hurt like crazy.. they weren't blue though.

Nachimir

I had it a few times in my early teens by prolonging a wank for too long, and yeah, after it had started it would really hurt to come. The pain also tended to spread into my lower abdomen, but I found farting helped to relieve that.

YaWhateva

Ohhhh. thats weird that i never got that because my girlfriend used to tease the hell out of me by stopping right before. Sounds like i am lucky that i didnt though.

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Paq

yeah, it hurts

another way of getting it is to get head, then have her just stop and remove her mouth an instant before you're about to finish. No hands, nothing else touching while you're trying to finish.

it hurts

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gorilla

If it were possible to kill a feeling, like blue balls, I would murder the hell outta it. I absolutely hate that feeling.

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WarWagon

Its fucking awful, and its worsened by the fact that their parents just walked in the house.

Rodney

The problem is so rampant in my town that we've constructed a monument to the condition:

http://www.trekearth.com/gallery/Nor...photo13493.htm

The local nickname for this place is "Blue Balls Park"

yakimushi

I was playing catcher and forgot my cup. A low fastball came in and bounced off the plate into my nuts.

After the black went away my balls were blue... then green... and eventually yellow.

SiNai

Blueballs are horrible. I usually get them when just hooking up with a girl, and sometimes we dont even have to be doing anything sexual, possibly watching a movie, etc.. I once tried to rush home and relieve it manually but it didn't make any difference :/ I've had them last for hours...

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bgivnin

The last time I had them was when I was about 18 or so and I was making out with my girlfriend at the time. We were going at it for quite awhile, then I had to go home, and all the way home (about a 20 minute drive) they hurt like hell. I raced into the bathroom and finished up and they still hurt for a few hours after that. :P

CanadianCommie

I've actually only ever had blue balls if I haven't orgasmed in several days, and have been teased regularily (sex drive is too big, even for a testosterone ridden male like myself)

the relief is almost not worth the pain, but you gotta clear it up sometime