tisonlyi

Madam,

I am writing in complaint over the quality, or lack thereof, of your 'Realistic' Brianna Banks Vibrating Pussy & Ass.

Frankly, down on the farm here, my usual fare consists of donkeys, sheep and the occasional goat and I purchased the aforementioned fake fanny in the hope of a heightened experience with a humanistic slant.

I have to say, real as it may be, I prefer the goat. This Ms Banks must have had a fucking train up it.

I feel you should warn potential customers that while this product is real, they are more likely to have a satisfying sexual encounter with a well lubed trouser pocket.

Yours,

I. P. Horsefucker.

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