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scotty · 05-03-2004, 06:17 PM

The idea for this thread originates from a great series of jokes written by Drew Carey in his "Dirty Jokes and Beer" book and a (hopefully) photo-shopped pic I just saw in Nonsense.

Carey's got a whole chapter called 101 Big-Dick Jokes basically comprised of ones that he and his buddies have come up with - all follow the pattern "My dick is so big that....." (Similar to the "Yo mamma's so fat..." jokes). Thought it might be a good idea for a thread to see how much wit we have out there in the masses.

I'll give you a couple to get started and post more later as I have time - let's see what you've got:

My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.

My dick is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbour.

My dick takes longer lunches than I do.

My dick is so big it was once overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.

My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls.

My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.

05-03-2004, 06:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
scotty Tilted Location: The Great White North	My dick is so big..... The idea for this thread originates from a great series of jokes written by Drew Carey in his "Dirty Jokes and Beer" book and a (hopefully) photo-shopped pic I just saw in Nonsense. Carey's got a whole chapter called 101 Big-Dick Jokes basically comprised of ones that he and his buddies have come up with - all follow the pattern "My dick is so big that....." (Similar to the "Yo mamma's so fat..." jokes). Thought it might be a good idea for a thread to see how much wit we have out there in the masses. I'll give you a couple to get started and post more later as I have time - let's see what you've got: My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime. My dick is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbour. My dick takes longer lunches than I do. My dick is so big it was once overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick. My dick is so big, it won't return Spielberg's calls. My dick hit .370 in the minors before it hurt its knee.