In the year 2012, a small disturbance in the magnetic field of the Earth was felt by a humble man livivg at the north pole. Mr. Clause immediately recognized the fluctuation as a sign , fortold by mother nature well over 52,000 years gone.
Immediately the plan was set in motion to counteract the reversal of poles, which would ruin the toy shops of Santa. By injecting a plasma mix of carbon-13 and irridium, it was believed the core of the earth would stabalize thus preventing 1500 years of magnetic flux reversal within the core.
In an unfortunate turn of events, one of the elves reading the emergency manual sustituted carbon-14, for carbon-13. We all know what the combination of C-14 and irridium creates. Needeless to say, this lethal cocktail was detrimental to the continued motlen state of Earths core.
Ol' St. Nick , in an attempt to give one last Christmas to the children of a Doomed planet decided to start X-mas early, and at the same time try out his new burillium powered sled. The combination of exhaust from the sled, and deer fart ignited the atmosphere of Earth and fried all living organisms on the surface.
Due to a failed core the Earth (Gaia) decided to end it all in a beautiful explosion, Which can still be seen as far away as the M30 star cluster.
Or we could just go with the end of the Mayan calender
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