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Old 05-03-2004, 08:29 AM   #8 (permalink)
guthmund
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The chili cookoff is good, but my favorite is "You only move twice."

Homer goes off to work for a Bond-like villian and moves to Cypress Creek.

Homer comes in to ask Hank about where to buy "work hammocks."

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Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer there's four places. There's Hammock Hut. That's on Third. There's Hammocks-R-Us. That's on third too. You got Put-your-butt-there. That's on third. You got Swing Low Sweet Chariot...matter of fact, they're all in the same complex. It's the hammock complex on third.

Homer: Oh, the hammock district.
Hank then goes to this big screen and threatens the UN with the "Doomsday device." Classic.
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