All Stolen from some web site a long time ago:
"I've fallen out of my chair... This could take a while."
"I've gone to find myself. If I return before I come back, please tell myself to wait."
"Ahhh I'm running after the bad guy who took my pack of Skittles..... I worked hard for that pack..... Ahhh he's eating them!!! Now he's throwing them at me.... Call 911!!!"
"Figuring out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop."
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