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clavus · 05-02-2004, 09:15 PM

What is the deal with this Spring?! What the fuck is in bloom? Whatever it is needs to be classified as a WMD and eliminated from the face of the planet. My allergies are so bad, it’s like someone installed a snot-filled fire-hose in my sinuses. I think I’ve lost ten pounds – all of it green.

I decided to shave off my facial hair (I was tired of crusty boogers in my whiskers). But I’ve been blowing my nose so much, I managed to abrade the skin off the sides of my nostrils. Now I have scabs on my nose. If looks like I shaved my face and nearly cut my nose off.

I can’t go to work like this. I’m a mess.

I think I’ll grind up a big bag of Claritin and snort it Scarface-style.

Is it just me, or are others suffering too?

05-02-2004, 09:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	I have booger issues What is the deal with this Spring?! What the fuck is in bloom? Whatever it is needs to be classified as a WMD and eliminated from the face of the planet. My allergies are so bad, it’s like someone installed a snot-filled fire-hose in my sinuses. I think I’ve lost ten pounds – all of it green. I decided to shave off my facial hair (I was tired of crusty boogers in my whiskers). But I’ve been blowing my nose so much, I managed to abrade the skin off the sides of my nostrils. Now I have scabs on my nose. If looks like I shaved my face and nearly cut my nose off. I can’t go to work like this. I’m a mess. I think I’ll grind up a big bag of Claritin and snort it Scarface-style. Is it just me, or are others suffering too? __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.