Scientists at the United States National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) have turned their attention from the mysteries of the cosmos to a more esoteric area of research:
What happens when you get a spider stoned.
The normal web of a spider.
Web created while exposed to Mescaline/Peyote.
Web created exposed to LSD.
Web created while exposed to Marijuana.
Web created exposed to Benzedrine/Speed.
Web created exposed to Chloral Hydrat. An ingredient found in sleeping pills.
Web created exposed to Caffeine.
Nasa scientists believe the research demonstrates that web-spinning spiders can be used to test drugs because the more toxic the chemical, the more deformed was the web.
I need a drink.