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04-26-2004, 04:50 PM
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Junkie
Location: Sydney
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Spider,spider on the wall
Scientists at the United States National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) have turned their attention from the mysteries of the cosmos to a more esoteric area of research:
What happens when you get a spider stoned. The normal web of a spider.  Web created while exposed to Mescaline/Peyote.  Web created exposed to LSD.  Web created while exposed to Marijuana.  Web created exposed to Benzedrine/Speed.  Web created exposed to Chloral Hydrat. An ingredient found in sleeping pills.  Web created exposed to Caffeine.  Nasa scientists believe the research demonstrates that web-spinning spiders can be used to test drugs because the more toxic the chemical, the more deformed was the web. I need a drink.
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04-26-2004, 05:39 PM
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lonely rolling star
Location: Seattle.
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Why NASA?
Spiders kick ass...
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04-27-2004, 04:28 PM
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Location: Sydney
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Creep up slowly to spider after inhaling the biggest lungfull you can manage and blow directly into spiders face. Warning. Avoid jumping spiders and don't open mouth too wide.
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04-27-2004, 04:38 PM
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Newlywed
Location: at home
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04-27-2004, 04:50 PM
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Rawr!
Location: Edmontania
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the thing is, a spider is an ARACHNID. We are Mammals. (thank you mr. obvious)
What i'm trying to say is, different drugs will have quite different effects on an arachnid than they would on a human, or even any mammal.
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04-27-2004, 05:51 PM
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Apocalypse Nerd
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I shouldn't tell this story.
When I was completely drug free and about 17. My friends and somebody had several sheets of acid between them. We were swimming in my pool in Scottsdale. I noticed a tarantula drowning and saved it. Since everyone (but *ahem* me) were tripping -this was a big deal. Saving a Tarantula was cool. As the Tarantula was drying off. I stuck a hit of acid on his back for good measure. I'm pretty sure since the spider was soaked that the acid somehow got into it's system via the water. I'm not really sure what happened to the spider. It's body disappeared so it either crawled off or a bird ate it. Oh yeah, everything I have just written was a lie -so don't ever do drugs. |
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04-27-2004, 06:24 PM
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hovering in the distance
Location: the land of milk and honey
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07-25-2004, 07:46 AM
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see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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nice one astro.......how's the boozin' comin' along man?.......  |
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07-26-2004, 04:47 PM
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Here
Location: Denver City Denver
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They did one with the spider drunk but he never made it to making the web 'cause he was busy trying to fuck this really cute blonde spider and dancing really badly to Outkast.
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