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Spider,spider on the wall
Scientists at the United States National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) have turned their attention from the mysteries of the cosmos to a more esoteric area of research:
What happens when you get a spider stoned. The normal web of a spider. http://www.missblackwidow.com/normal.jpg Web created while exposed to Mescaline/Peyote. http://www.missblackwidow.com/mescaline.gif Web created exposed to LSD. http://www.missblackwidow.com/lsd.jpg Web created while exposed to Marijuana. http://www.missblackwidow.com/marijuana.jpg Web created exposed to Benzedrine/Speed. http://www.missblackwidow.com/benzedrine.jpg Web created exposed to Chloral Hydrat. An ingredient found in sleeping pills. http://www.missblackwidow.com/chloralhydrat.jpg Web created exposed to Caffeine. http://www.missblackwidow.com/caffine.jpg Nasa scientists believe the research demonstrates that web-spinning spiders can be used to test drugs because the more toxic the chemical, the more deformed was the web. I need a drink. |
This..... is awesome.
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Why NASA?
Spiders kick ass... |
hmmm how do you get a spider stoned?
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So they spent all thier money on making the worlds smallest blunts and injecting needles to get spiders high/drugged up...
Nice.. On the other side of this, that is freaking cool! |
That's neat but, I can't find anything about it on Nasa's website and I don't quite trust a third-party source with such a cheesy website.
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Creep up slowly to spider after inhaling the biggest lungfull you can manage and blow directly into spiders face. Warning. Avoid jumping spiders and don't open mouth too wide. |
I thought it was so cool, I made it my avatar.
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I wish NASA would take me on as a test subject for a month or so!
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AWESOME! |
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no, I meant I want them to test me too :p
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the thing is, a spider is an ARACHNID. We are Mammals. (thank you mr. obvious)
What i'm trying to say is, different drugs will have quite different effects on an arachnid than they would on a human, or even any mammal. |
but... fun all the same ;);)
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I shouldn't tell this story.
When I was completely drug free and about 17. My friends and somebody had several sheets of acid between them. We were swimming in my pool in Scottsdale. I noticed a tarantula drowning and saved it. Since everyone (but *ahem* me) were tripping -this was a big deal. Saving a Tarantula was cool. As the Tarantula was drying off. I stuck a hit of acid on his back for good measure. I'm pretty sure since the spider was soaked that the acid somehow got into it's system via the water. I'm not really sure what happened to the spider. It's body disappeared so it either crawled off or a bird ate it. Oh yeah, everything I have just written was a lie -so don't ever do drugs. |
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I'm sure Nasa gets primo stuff!!
Glad |
what a totally random subject to do a study on, especially NASA or all organizations...
so does that mean that our tax dollars went to buy the narcotics? point to ponder... |
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that's really interesting stuff
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interesting stuff ya found there
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nice one astro.......how's the boozin' comin' along man?.......:D |
This explains the tiny Doritos bags that I find beneath webs on Sunday mornings.
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They did one with the spider drunk but he never made it to making the web 'cause he was busy trying to fuck this really cute blonde spider and dancing really badly to Outkast.
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