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cchris 04-26-2004 04:50 PM

Spider,spider on the wall
 
Scientists at the United States National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) have turned their attention from the mysteries of the cosmos to a more esoteric area of research:

What happens when you get a spider stoned.


The normal web of a spider.

http://www.missblackwidow.com/normal.jpg




Web created while exposed to Mescaline/Peyote.

http://www.missblackwidow.com/mescaline.gif




Web created exposed to LSD.

http://www.missblackwidow.com/lsd.jpg




Web created while exposed to Marijuana.

http://www.missblackwidow.com/marijuana.jpg




Web created exposed to Benzedrine/Speed.

http://www.missblackwidow.com/benzedrine.jpg




Web created exposed to Chloral Hydrat. An ingredient found in sleeping pills.

http://www.missblackwidow.com/chloralhydrat.jpg




Web created exposed to Caffeine.

http://www.missblackwidow.com/caffine.jpg


Nasa scientists believe the research demonstrates that web-spinning spiders can be used to test drugs because the more toxic the chemical, the more deformed was the web.



I need a drink.

KWSN 04-26-2004 04:55 PM

This..... is awesome.

Crack 04-26-2004 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KWSN
This..... is awesome.
Truly...

sadistikdreams 04-26-2004 05:39 PM

Why NASA?

Spiders kick ass...

moonstrucksoul 04-26-2004 05:41 PM

hmmm how do you get a spider stoned?

Destrox 04-26-2004 05:58 PM

So they spent all thier money on making the worlds smallest blunts and injecting needles to get spiders high/drugged up...

Nice..

On the other side of this, that is freaking cool!

nash 04-27-2004 04:17 PM

That's neat but, I can't find anything about it on Nasa's website and I don't quite trust a third-party source with such a cheesy website.

cchris 04-27-2004 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by moonstrucksoul
hmmm how do you get a spider stoned?

Creep up slowly to spider after inhaling the biggest lungfull you can manage and blow directly into spiders face.

Warning.

Avoid jumping spiders and don't open mouth too wide.

KWSN 04-27-2004 04:29 PM

I thought it was so cool, I made it my avatar.

bparker805 04-27-2004 04:33 PM

I wish NASA would take me on as a test subject for a month or so!

KWSN 04-27-2004 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bparker805
I wish NASA would take me on as a test subject for a month or so!
YOU CAN SPIN WEBS!?!?!??!

AWESOME!

sillygirl 04-27-2004 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bparker805
I wish NASA would take me on as a test subject for a month or so!
I second that

bparker805 04-27-2004 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
I second that
Motion carries... Passed! BP is now the new NASA drug subject. YIPPIE!

sillygirl 04-27-2004 04:49 PM

no, I meant I want them to test me too :p

skier 04-27-2004 04:50 PM

the thing is, a spider is an ARACHNID. We are Mammals. (thank you mr. obvious)
What i'm trying to say is, different drugs will have quite different effects on an arachnid than they would on a human, or even any mammal.

sillygirl 04-27-2004 04:56 PM

but... fun all the same ;);)

Astrocloud 04-27-2004 05:51 PM

I shouldn't tell this story.

When I was completely drug free and about 17. My friends and somebody had several sheets of acid between them. We were swimming in my pool in Scottsdale. I noticed a tarantula drowning and saved it. Since everyone (but *ahem* me) were tripping -this was a big deal. Saving a Tarantula was cool.

As the Tarantula was drying off. I stuck a hit of acid on his back for good measure. I'm pretty sure since the spider was soaked that the acid somehow got into it's system via the water.

I'm not really sure what happened to the spider. It's body disappeared so it either crawled off or a bird ate it.


Oh yeah, everything I have just written was a lie -so don't ever do drugs.

moonstrucksoul 04-27-2004 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cchris
Creep up slowly to spider after inhaling the biggest lungfull you can manage and blow directly into spiders face.
they always fall off their webs:(

Glad-I-Ate-Her 04-27-2004 06:30 PM

I'm sure Nasa gets primo stuff!!

Glad

tomasdelamancha 04-27-2004 06:33 PM

what a totally random subject to do a study on, especially NASA or all organizations...

so does that mean that our tax dollars went to buy the narcotics?

point to ponder...

Fremen 04-27-2004 10:07 PM

http://www.aisee.com/anim/spider.gif

MaGlC_MaN 04-28-2004 03:22 AM

that's really interesting stuff

Arachnid 07-24-2004 11:25 PM

interesting stuff ya found there

Cheers

Fly 07-25-2004 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Astrocloud
I shouldn't tell this story.

When I was completely drug free and about 17. My friends and somebody had several sheets of acid between them. We were swimming in my pool in Scottsdale. I noticed a tarantula drowning and saved it. Since everyone (but *ahem* me) were tripping -this was a big deal. Saving a Tarantula was cool.

As the Tarantula was drying off. I stuck a hit of acid on his back for good measure. I'm pretty sure since the spider was soaked that the acid somehow got into it's system via the water.

I'm not really sure what happened to the spider. It's body disappeared so it either crawled off or a bird ate it.


Oh yeah, everything I have just written was a lie -so don't ever do drugs.



nice one astro.......how's the boozin' comin' along man?.......:D

kazoo 07-25-2004 08:08 AM

This explains the tiny Doritos bags that I find beneath webs on Sunday mornings.

Force 10 07-25-2004 11:52 AM

That's where my missing stash goes!

http://planet.nana.co.il/rapunzel/im...er_on_weed.jpg

Astrocloud 07-26-2004 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
nice one astro.......how's the boozin' comin' along man?.......:D
It's cheaper to drink before I go to the bar.

World's King 07-26-2004 04:47 PM

They did one with the spider drunk but he never made it to making the web 'cause he was busy trying to fuck this really cute blonde spider and dancing really badly to Outkast.


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