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Superbowl
A man wins the office contest and gets a trip to the Superbowl. However, when he gets there, his seats are way the hell up in the nosebleed section. As he sits through the first quarter, he notices a nice seat way up front, empty. He keeps eyeing it and it stays empty. Thus, he decides to go take it during the break.
When he arrives at the seat, there is a man sitting next to empty seat. The man asks, "Is anyone sitting here?"
The other man says, "Well, this is my wife's seat. We have had these seats for the past twenty years, coming to every Superbowl together."
He replies, "Oh, where is your wife now?"
The owner of the seats states, "My wife died last week in a very unfortunate accident."
Shocked, the man replies, "Oh, I'm so sorry. Don't you have any family members or friends that would like to come?"
The widower says, "No, they're all at the funeral."
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