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Uuudar · 05-04-2003, 12:43 AM

A man wins the office contest and gets a trip to the Superbowl. However, when he gets there, his seats are way the hell up in the nosebleed section. As he sits through the first quarter, he notices a nice seat way up front, empty. He keeps eyeing it and it stays empty. Thus, he decides to go take it during the break.

When he arrives at the seat, there is a man sitting next to empty seat. The man asks, "Is anyone sitting here?"

The other man says, "Well, this is my wife's seat. We have had these seats for the past twenty years, coming to every Superbowl together."

He replies, "Oh, where is your wife now?"

The owner of the seats states, "My wife died last week in a very unfortunate accident."

Shocked, the man replies, "Oh, I'm so sorry. Don't you have any family members or friends that would like to come?"

The widower says, "No, they're all at the funeral."

small one · 05-04-2003, 01:02 AM

That's aweful

DEI37 · 05-04-2003, 03:41 PM

Yeah, but it's funny!

jmf1234 · 05-04-2003, 03:48 PM

Heard it before but it is still funny

GremlinDelirium · 05-04-2003, 04:41 PM

Can't miss the Superbowl!! its like, the game you HAVE TO to see!

mirevolver · 05-04-2003, 07:05 PM

It's amazing what football does to people. I come from the Denver area where Broncos season tickets are often disputed over in divorce cases.

Though now I'm living in Phoenix where the visiting team's fans outnumber the Cardnals fans.

ForgottenKnight · 05-04-2003, 07:16 PM

Football does such amazing things....especially the Superbowl.

larny · 02-06-2005, 02:50 PM

i like it, i like it alot, thats one to tell the family

SirLance · 02-11-2005, 03:45 PM

I know a similar joke about golf:

Two guys are golfing, when they see a funeral procession drive by the golf course. The first guy takes off his hat and waits in respectful silence while the cortege passes by.

The second guy says "Gee, I didn't realize you were so respectful!"

Says the first guy, "Well, she was a good wife..."

05-04-2003, 12:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
Uuudar Insane	Superbowl A man wins the office contest and gets a trip to the Superbowl. However, when he gets there, his seats are way the hell up in the nosebleed section. As he sits through the first quarter, he notices a nice seat way up front, empty. He keeps eyeing it and it stays empty. Thus, he decides to go take it during the break. When he arrives at the seat, there is a man sitting next to empty seat. The man asks, "Is anyone sitting here?" The other man says, "Well, this is my wife's seat. We have had these seats for the past twenty years, coming to every Superbowl together." He replies, "Oh, where is your wife now?" The owner of the seats states, "My wife died last week in a very unfortunate accident." Shocked, the man replies, "Oh, I'm so sorry. Don't you have any family members or friends that would like to come?" The widower says, "No, they're all at the funeral."

05-04-2003, 03:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
jmf1234 Insane Location: Steel City ( the 'Burgh)	Heard it before but it is still funny __________________ Let's go Pitt, we're set for victory Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -- Charles Pierce

05-04-2003, 04:41 PM	#5 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	Can't miss the Superbowl!! its like, the game you HAVE TO to see! __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

05-04-2003, 07:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
mirevolver Inspired by the mind's eye. Location: Between the darkness and the light.	It's amazing what football does to people. I come from the Denver area where Broncos season tickets are often disputed over in divorce cases. Though now I'm living in Phoenix where the visiting team's fans outnumber the Cardnals fans. __________________ Aside from my great plans to become the future dictator of the moon, I have little interest in political discussions.

05-04-2003, 07:16 PM	#7 (permalink)
ForgottenKnight Jesus Freak Location: Following the light...	Football does such amazing things....especially the Superbowl. __________________ "People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"

05-04-2003, 01:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
small one Banned Location: York	That's aweful

05-04-2003, 03:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Yeah, but it's funny!

02-06-2005, 02:50 PM	#8 (permalink)
larny Upright Location: Scotland	i like it i like it, i like it alot, thats one to tell the family

02-11-2005, 03:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	I know a similar joke about golf: Two guys are golfing, when they see a funeral procession drive by the golf course. The first guy takes off his hat and waits in respectful silence while the cortege passes by. The second guy says "Gee, I didn't realize you were so respectful!" Says the first guy, "Well, she was a good wife..." __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.