Pirate
A guy walks into a bar dressed as a pirate: eyepatch, parrot, the whole nine yards, but he also has the steering wheel of a ship attached to his crotch.
Eventually some one says "Hey man, I get the eyepatch and the parrot, but what's with the wheel?"
"Arrr. . . I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts."
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