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Originally posted by tamdarkdeamon
Yeah, I was masturbating in the shower after so many weeks of not doing it, that I was wild. At that instance, the bottom directly beneath the head ripped. The blood wouldn't stop pouring, however, it did not hurt. This happened when I was 12.
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damn homie, get started a bit early? i wasnt masturbating on a regular basis until like 14 =P but hey, whatever gets ya goin! 
Also, I have never cut myself shaving, beard or sack, i dunno whats up with you all bein so careless
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