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Old 04-24-2004, 05:47 PM   #20 (permalink)
Phaenx
The Northern Ward
 
Location: Columbus, Ohio
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Originally posted by Jeff
We had one that would show up and fly at our front window constantly from 7 am to about 1 pm. He showed up at that time for 4 days in a row. I took a few pics...
Keep your windows closed. A sparrow got in my room once and raised hell. He got in here and just started TEARING ASS all over the place.

I was on my computer when he came in. I looked over at him, he looked at me, and I was like "Fuck shit fuck!@!!" which he must have taken offense to. Because he flipped out and attacked me until I opened the window and he flew out.

I wish there was a martial-art against birds. Flailing like a sissy doesn't work.
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