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Originally posted by Beefimator
Am I the only one that thinks watching a stupid ass bird fly into a window over and over would be a riot to see?
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For like a week we'd have class at Dawes Arboretum when I was in grade school.
The building we were taught in (DARE, protect mother earth hippy nonsense, etc.) was mostly brick besides a large portion that was a window of sorts. It was a mirror on the outside, but on the other you could see out of it.
So we were in there letting the DARE officer do his thing. I was making a paper airplane or drawing pictures of ninjas stabbing people in the head or something. Anyways, I got bored and started looking out the window.
I saw a bird in the distance flying towards the building. "Fly fly, I'm a bird." I imagine he was thinking. He closed the distance and decided to swoop down under what must have looked like a tunnel to him. But to everyone else it was a window.
The bird fatally slammed into the window. Everyone gasped, except the kid in the back who witnessed the whole thing...
He laughed himself into a fucking coma.