View Single Post
Old 04-24-2004, 05:42 PM   #19 (permalink)
Phaenx
The Northern Ward
 
Location: Columbus, Ohio
Quote:
Originally posted by Beefimator
Am I the only one that thinks watching a stupid ass bird fly into a window over and over would be a riot to see?
For like a week we'd have class at Dawes Arboretum when I was in grade school.

The building we were taught in (DARE, protect mother earth hippy nonsense, etc.) was mostly brick besides a large portion that was a window of sorts. It was a mirror on the outside, but on the other you could see out of it.

So we were in there letting the DARE officer do his thing. I was making a paper airplane or drawing pictures of ninjas stabbing people in the head or something. Anyways, I got bored and started looking out the window.

I saw a bird in the distance flying towards the building. "Fly fly, I'm a bird." I imagine he was thinking. He closed the distance and decided to swoop down under what must have looked like a tunnel to him. But to everyone else it was a window.

The bird fatally slammed into the window. Everyone gasped, except the kid in the back who witnessed the whole thing...

He laughed himself into a fucking coma.
__________________
"I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy
Phaenx is offline  
 

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76