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One day at Church.
Announcements from actual church bulletins.
Funny stuff.
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Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
Don't let worry kill you - let the church help.
Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some of the older ones.
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There's a fine line between participation and mockery
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