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Old 04-12-2004, 09:58 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Some of our members' more memorable quotes. (NSFW)

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Originally Posted by lotsofmagnets View Post
that was the best 2 hrs i think i´ve ever wasted. how is this thread not in the hall of fame? i think this thread is the hall of fame......
This is why this thread is here now. It predates the HoF by a few years, but what's in it deserves a spot among the TFP greats.

Not everyone has a classic hilarious thread, or one that displays staggering stupidity, but we've all said some really funny things and some really dumb things. Just about everyone here has said something worthy of the Hall of Fame, and that's where it will end up.

One final warning before we get to the thread: don't look at post #139 unless you want to see man ass.




Tonight, I've seen a few quotes from fellow TFP'ers that I feel deserve recognition. These are the sort things you'd put on a calendar of TFP quotes. I'll put down a few, you can all throw your nominations out there. Maybe we'll actually get a page-a-day calendar of our own

Quote:
Originally posted by Strange Famous
I used to have a baseball bat but it got messed up cos me and some friends used to play baseball with tins of canned ham.

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Originally posted by Phaenx
When I turn 85 I'm going to have my grandchildren hire a team of assassins to fight me to the death.

With swords.
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Originally posted by Phaenx
I've just decided that I want the assassins to be ninjas as well.

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Originally posted by clavus
I am just small enough that when I took off my towel, I was able to squeeze through the pet door into my garage. Once inside, I went to work on the (locked) door between my garage and pants.

To say that I was naked, when I broke in would be a lie. I put on safety glasses.

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Originally posted by The Original King
Stand up against the over-bearing pre-school teachers.

Fight for the right to eat glue.

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Originally posted by clavus
Steve sent me a very convincing email about how he lost a testicle. I believed him. I was nice to him. I tried to make him feel better. I felt terrible for him.

Steve was a big fat liar. All the time I was being nice, he was laughing his ass off at me.

I eventually learned the truth. So...I took that lying email, and incorporated it into my own little peice of revenge.

Check it out.

http://www.stevehasonenut.com

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Originally posted by Macheath
damn, the kidneys must find the whole experience baffling. "..what the hell is he doing up there?.."

There's a few to start off

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