I posted this before in a semi-related thread (
funny porn), so I'll copy it in here.
From "Bimbo Cheerleaders from Outer Space" (which was supposed to be funny, and actually was):
(long pause)
Guy: Um, aren't you supposed to say something here?
Girl: I don't think so, let me check.
(girl reaches off camera, grabs script and reading glasses)
(pause as she reads)
Girl: No, I guess we just fuck.
(girl takes off glasses, puts down script, sex begins)