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That Bastard did it again!
He called again tonight a little while ago, I was heading towards the shower and then off to bed... And I was kinda expecting it to be him:
Me: What? (in the most satanic voice I can muster)
Him: hi is(my mother) there?
Me: She's in bed, can I ask who's calling?
Him: oh, well, this is Jack, I have a question.
Me: What? (I already know the question, give him the opportunity, cuz I'm ready for it)
Him: you wanna listen to me stroke it?
Me: (are you ready this'll take a minute) hm.. not really, but I'm sure that tomorow when I call(his store manager's first name) she'll be so happy to know that you are in her store at 1:30 in the morning. I'm glad you find this funny, cuz I can give you something real funny to laugh about when I call (district manager's first name) tomorow to let him know what his employee is doing so late at night. And I hope you get a kick out of this because if you know my mother by her first name you also know that there's a 2-year-old trying to sleep, you rude inconsiderate bastard!
Needless to say he hung up on me. So, I would be in bed right now except that angers me just alot, and the fact that when I got out of the shower the smoke alarm went off and scared the shit outta me, so now I have all this adrenaline going through me, and I can't sleep. lol
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