Luki

Allright I had gone to bed, it was late about 12:30 and I had layed down to sleep. The phone rings, I jump out of bed to get it. It went something like this:

Me: hello?

Him: Is (my mother's name here) there?

Me: she's sleeping can I take a message?

Him: hmm.. can I ask you a question?

me: (at this point I was pretty sure something was going on, so I was a bit rude in how I said this) What?

Him: do you wanna listen to me masterbate?

Needless to say I hung up. This morning, however I hit *69 to find out who it was. I got a (resturant name), I asked who was working last night(I was talking to an assistant manager, I should know I used to work with her), she asked why, and I told her that someone pranked my house last nighht around 12:30. She was defensive in telling me no one was there that late.

That' kinda behavior pisses me off, and especially coming from a resturant establishment. It's rude and unproffession.

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paddyjoe

Hmmm, are you sure it wasn't bundy?

bernadette

ok... there ya go. it was paddyjoe.

displacing blame like that onto sweet bundy. tsk tsk....

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Midnight_Son

I'm sorry......I won't do it again

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bundy

bastard!

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Luki

He called again tonight a little while ago, I was heading towards the shower and then off to bed... And I was kinda expecting it to be him:

Me: What? (in the most satanic voice I can muster)

Him: hi is(my mother) there?

Me: She's in bed, can I ask who's calling?

Him: oh, well, this is Jack, I have a question.

Me: What? (I already know the question, give him the opportunity, cuz I'm ready for it)

Him: you wanna listen to me stroke it?

Me: (are you ready this'll take a minute) hm.. not really, but I'm sure that tomorow when I call(his store manager's first name) she'll be so happy to know that you are in her store at 1:30 in the morning. I'm glad you find this funny, cuz I can give you something real funny to laugh about when I call (district manager's first name) tomorow to let him know what his employee is doing so late at night. And I hope you get a kick out of this because if you know my mother by her first name you also know that there's a 2-year-old trying to sleep, you rude inconsiderate bastard!

Needless to say he hung up on me. So, I would be in bed right now except that angers me just alot, and the fact that when I got out of the shower the smoke alarm went off and scared the shit outta me, so now I have all this adrenaline going through me, and I can't sleep. lol

paddyjoe

Well, it certainly wasn't me the first time, because I wouldn't use the term 'masterbate'.

Now, 'stroke it' is another story.

qtpye4u84

Well, in my opinion this person must know your mom or you. why dont you ask your mom if she knows any one from where you used to work? Or tell her to answer the phone this would be really funny if this person wasnt some one you know and it was really a guy your mom does know and has phone sex with lol.

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Crack

Moms don't have phone sex... they bake cookies!

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Kewpie Dan

way to go Luki, hang him by his thumbs, that shit should never be tolerated.

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bernadette

report it to the police. get it on record.
this is a twisted person. cover your bases.

personally, i wouldn't mention the 2 yr old ever again.

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anleja

This is a true story, I'll try to make it snappy because I really don't feel like typing...

About 10 years ago some friends and myself were pranking people (this was before the widespread use of caller IDs) and I left a message on this answering machine, basically talking nonsence in a crazy desperate sounding voice.

Fast forward about 5 years, it was late at night and I was watching TV at a friend's house. The show was Jenny Jones or one of those kind of programs.

The guests on the show were an estranged couple, much bad blood between them. The woman accused her ex-husband of leaving harrasing phone messages. They played one message, and I swear IT WAS MY VOICE. This really freaked me out. The man denied it was him, and why not, it wasn't him!

This really happened.

*edit- Not that I currently advocate pranking people, but you are a dumb shit if you don't use *67 before you dial a # to prank someone.

Let me say again I don't advocate pranking people anymore. Now I have a daughter, and a job, and a better sense of morals than 10 years ago, I realize how bad harrassing people over the phone is.

(but, it was fun calling Walgreens and ask the busy night cashier to read me the headlines of the tabloids.)

qtpye4u84

well my step mom bakes cookies and not to mention she is a slut that cheats on my dad with other men to get there money she has more Tvs and cool stuff then i do and she does not have a job.
I hate the calls early in the morning from drunk friends you cant even understand them.
One guy asked my boy firend if he was pancaking me(any 1 know what that means I would like to know?????)

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Redlemon

I tried out the Urban Dictionary, which wasn't very helpful. The closest I could find was:
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Luki

They did use *67, the caller ID said "private name private number." But it doesn't matter if her used *67 or not, when I used *69 it said the number was private "to call this number press 1" and I did. And that is how I found out where it was coming from. No one answered that night, but no one called my house until after I used *69 the next morning to find out where it was coming from.

When I told the shift manager, who answered the phone, that someone had pranked my house the night before she told me know one was there so late and I must be mistaken. Well I wasn't and I know who it is, I have to prove that he's doing this.

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anleja

Ah, I see. So *67 isn't a surefire way to hide your identity... I'm glad I stopped pranking people when I did!

moonstrucksoul

get a buddy to stake out the restaraunt, late at night, make sure it's him, he probably leaves soon after, get an id on him and then call the cops. or throw a brick through his window, it's up to you.

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Luki

Well, the last call was Monday night and it is currently Friday. I don't want to speak too soon, but I think I scared him off with my vast knowlegde since he asked for my name and didn't know me anyway.

But, no sweat, he stopped calling, I'm happy.

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qtpye4u84

Thank you redlemon!!!!!!!! I was wondering about that.
Hey, Luki why dont you do what soem one else said and stake out the place and when you see some one come out thats a guy i think theres your man or when he calls you when you hang up then go and see who comes out.

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