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Alternate Endings to "If at first you don't succeed"
Destroy all evidence you ever tried.
Find a scapegoat
Try reading the directions
Then Skydiving is Not For You.
Cheat Cheat Cheat
Just give up, man.
Redefine Success
Lower your standards
Cause someone else to fail out of spite
Bribe, Bribe Again
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