Alternate Endings to "If at first you don't succeed" - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

cchris · 05-03-2003, 12:42 AM

Destroy all evidence you ever tried.
Find a scapegoat
Try reading the directions
Then Skydiving is Not For You.
Cheat Cheat Cheat
Just give up, man.
Redefine Success
Lower your standards
Cause someone else to fail out of spite
Bribe, Bribe Again

MilleniumZeus · 05-03-2003, 01:00 AM

use duck tape.

MilleniumZeus · 05-03-2003, 01:01 AM

use Astroglide

sngx1275 · 05-03-2003, 02:17 AM

you are doing it wrong

myMHz · 05-03-2003, 02:24 AM

Then your done.

darkure · 05-03-2003, 04:18 AM

then run like all hell.

qpid · 05-03-2003, 04:50 AM

find an older girl

Binder · 05-03-2003, 05:08 AM

give up and go home
you're a failure
pay someone else to do it for you

SexyCat · 05-03-2003, 05:35 AM

"try again?"

c'mon, that's a classic one

JadziaDax · 05-03-2003, 06:06 AM

...dig a hole in the ground and bury your head in it.

...stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye.

...try turning ON the computer this time.

...then learn to accept failure.

Fly · 05-03-2003, 10:42 AM

......just say ahhhhhhhh fuck it.

JumpinJesus · 05-03-2003, 11:08 AM

...then you're an idiot.

...hire someone to smack her on the kneecaps with a tire iron.

...sue.

BoCo · 05-03-2003, 12:27 PM

...put a fucking bullet in it!

(ignore me, I just had serious computer problems)

WhoaitsZ · 05-03-2003, 03:55 PM

... whine about it on TFP
... ask for help about it on TFP
... blame someone else
... blame the dog
... remember to put air in the blow-up doll
... add more C4
... try to do it sober
... try to do it drunk
... do something else
... hire OJ
... take in a deep breath... and shoot people
... RTFM!

Eviltree · 05-03-2003, 04:12 PM

get a job in upper management

05-03-2003, 12:42 AM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Alternate Endings to "If at first you don't succeed" Destroy all evidence you ever tried. Find a scapegoat Try reading the directions Then Skydiving is Not For You. Cheat Cheat Cheat Just give up, man. Redefine Success Lower your standards Cause someone else to fail out of spite Bribe, Bribe Again __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

05-03-2003, 01:00 AM	#2 (permalink)
MilleniumZeus Crazy Location: Northern Virginia	use duck tape. __________________ ZEUS IS IN THE HOUSE!!!

05-03-2003, 01:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
MilleniumZeus Crazy Location: Northern Virginia	use Astroglide __________________ ZEUS IS IN THE HOUSE!!!

05-03-2003, 02:24 AM	#5 (permalink)
myMHz Insane Location: Arizona	Then your done. __________________ "The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

05-03-2003, 04:18 AM	#6 (permalink)
darkure Addict Location: Dodging the ice pick	then run like all hell. __________________ COYW

05-03-2003, 02:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
sngx1275 Loser Location: Central Missouri	you are doing it wrong

05-03-2003, 04:50 AM	#7 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	find an older girl __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

05-03-2003, 05:08 AM	#8 (permalink)
Binder Insane Location: between lost and confused	give up and go home you're a failure pay someone else to do it for you Last edited by Binder; 05-03-2003 at 05:27 AM..

05-03-2003, 05:35 AM	#9 (permalink)
SexyCat Meow Location: Michigan	"try again?" c'mon, that's a classic one

05-03-2003, 06:06 AM	#10 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	...dig a hole in the ground and bury your head in it. ...stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye. ...try turning ON the computer this time. ...then learn to accept failure.

05-03-2003, 10:42 AM	#11 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	......just say ahhhhhhhh fuck it. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-03-2003, 11:08 AM	#12 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	...then you're an idiot. ...hire someone to smack her on the kneecaps with a tire iron. ...sue. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

05-03-2003, 12:27 PM	#13 (permalink)
BoCo Fear the bunny Location: Hanging off the tip of the Right Wing	...put a fucking bullet in it! (ignore me, I just had serious computer problems) __________________ Activism is a way for useless people to feel important.

05-03-2003, 03:55 PM	#14 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	... whine about it on TFP ... ask for help about it on TFP ... blame someone else ... blame the dog ... remember to put air in the blow-up doll ... add more C4 ... try to do it sober ... try to do it drunk ... do something else ... hire OJ ... take in a deep breath... and shoot people ... RTFM!

05-03-2003, 04:12 PM	#15 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	get a job in upper management