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3leggedfrog · 03-27-2004, 03:28 PM

"No" Bob replied “you don’t have a fine ass secretary.” What, I could have sworn I had one last week I thought to myself. “Hey bob what happened to the sweet ass secretary that I hired?” Bob gave me that weird cat smile and said “She saw you coming out of the bathroom and you were a little slow in zipping up. Never saw a human laugh so hard in my nine lives.” Stupid cat, I thought, next time the CIA asks me to hide their agent I am going to say hell no. “Ok Bob” I asked “Am I forgetting anything”? He replied “Nope just your piece”. Started I reached into my coat pocket and found my revolver. I looked up with a question in my face. “No” he said “your other piece”. With that said he rolled over onto his stomach and laughed. Stupid Cat secret agents. "Your mother slept with a dog and had you" I retorted. he replied "Better run along LITTLE MAN"! Note to self, I thought, need to get that penis inlarger fixed.

(by the way a paragraph is at least 5 sentences long)

03-27-2004, 03:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	"No" Bob replied “you don’t have a fine ass secretary.” What, I could have sworn I had one last week I thought to myself. “Hey bob what happened to the sweet ass secretary that I hired?” Bob gave me that weird cat smile and said “She saw you coming out of the bathroom and you were a little slow in zipping up. Never saw a human laugh so hard in my nine lives.” Stupid cat, I thought, next time the CIA asks me to hide their agent I am going to say hell no. “Ok Bob” I asked “Am I forgetting anything”? He replied “Nope just your piece”. Started I reached into my coat pocket and found my revolver. I looked up with a question in my face. “No” he said “your other piece”. With that said he rolled over onto his stomach and laughed. Stupid Cat secret agents. "Your mother slept with a dog and had you" I retorted. he replied "Better run along LITTLE MAN"! Note to self, I thought, need to get that penis inlarger fixed. (by the way a paragraph is at least 5 sentences long) __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day." Last edited by 3leggedfrog; 03-27-2004 at 03:42 PM..