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3leggedfrog · 03-25-2004, 01:25 PM

ok this is how this works. i write a small paragraph then the next person writes another one etc.. this is a story about mick the private dick. each post has to continue the story of mick. you can have anything happen to him and its ok.

3leggedfrog · 03-25-2004, 01:29 PM

Hi my name is mick and i am a private dick in this fine city where anything can happen from baseball stars breaking reacords not on preformance inhancing drugs to having a drink in a stip bar with a hooker who is actually mother earth. but i degress. i am off on a case that looks to be ...odd. i grabb my fadoria and my long tan coat and head towards the door. mick i tell my self ... *(ok finish this sentence and start a new paragraph)

Munku · 03-25-2004, 06:22 PM

you have to stop being so private. THere are so many chicks out there looking for a nice dick, we need to go meet them. I mean I need to go meet them. Well something they

Fremen · 03-25-2004, 07:33 PM

need to learn about me, is I have a hard time using grammar properly when I get nervous."
"I also can't spell to save my life." "That's why I have a sweet-assed secretary to do all of my transcribing."
"Let me call in my fine-assed secretary and see about some lunch."
"Oh Bob, could you...?"

ariekitten · 03-25-2004, 11:51 PM

"...um fetch my fine assed secretary for me?.....i need some lovin, er, lunch...."
(bob is my secretary's highly intelligent talking secret agent cat)

3leggedfrog · 03-27-2004, 03:28 PM

"No" Bob replied “you don’t have a fine ass secretary.” What, I could have sworn I had one last week I thought to myself. “Hey bob what happened to the sweet ass secretary that I hired?” Bob gave me that weird cat smile and said “She saw you coming out of the bathroom and you were a little slow in zipping up. Never saw a human laugh so hard in my nine lives.” Stupid cat, I thought, next time the CIA asks me to hide their agent I am going to say hell no. “Ok Bob” I asked “Am I forgetting anything”? He replied “Nope just your piece”. Started I reached into my coat pocket and found my revolver. I looked up with a question in my face. “No” he said “your other piece”. With that said he rolled over onto his stomach and laughed. Stupid Cat secret agents. "Your mother slept with a dog and had you" I retorted. he replied "Better run along LITTLE MAN"! Note to self, I thought, need to get that penis inlarger fixed.

(by the way a paragraph is at least 5 sentences long)

3leggedfrog · 03-27-2004, 03:37 PM

( since its been a while since anyone has replied here is the next installment)

I was on the ground floor of my building so it was a quick walk brought me to my …car. A rich crazy uncle left me the car in his will only saying that I couldn’t sell it or … change it color. So I got a tax free Ferrari. Talk about a kick ass gift. So why was I so leery about driving it around …well its pink. Yep my crazy uncle had his cherry red Testarossa painted pink just before he died. That bastard. My first trip of the day was to the club “where have all the good men gone”. Walt Disney built the club back in the fifties. It would have been torn down the day after it was opened but for my client the scariest person alive. Does the Italian mob scare you? No how about the Russian mob? No either hmmm well you’re a courageous one. Well this will scare you. This “mob” has all the other mobs running scared. It was said that Yakuza tried to muscle in on their turf and … well they are singing a different tone now if you get my drift. No the scariest people around in the underworld are the transsexual transvestite mob. If they call you had better answer or the Fab Five might show up to your apartment and boy will they make you over. The head boss whose name is …

03-25-2004, 01:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	private eye (game) ok this is how this works. i write a small paragraph then the next person writes another one etc.. this is a story about mick the private dick. each post has to continue the story of mick. you can have anything happen to him and its ok. __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

03-25-2004, 01:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	Hi my name is mick and i am a private dick in this fine city where anything can happen from baseball stars breaking reacords not on preformance inhancing drugs to having a drink in a stip bar with a hooker who is actually mother earth. but i degress. i am off on a case that looks to be ...odd. i grabb my fadoria and my long tan coat and head towards the door. mick i tell my self ... **(ok finish this sentence and start a new paragraph)* __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

03-25-2004, 07:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	need to learn about me, is I have a hard time using grammar properly when I get nervous." "I also can't spell to save my life." "That's why I have a sweet-assed secretary to do all of my transcribing." "Let me call in my fine-assed secretary and see about some lunch." "Oh Bob, could you...?" __________________ Google

03-25-2004, 11:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	"...um fetch my fine assed secretary for me?.....i need some lovin, er, lunch...." (bob is my secretary's highly intelligent talking secret agent cat) __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

03-27-2004, 03:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	"No" Bob replied “you don’t have a fine ass secretary.” What, I could have sworn I had one last week I thought to myself. “Hey bob what happened to the sweet ass secretary that I hired?” Bob gave me that weird cat smile and said “She saw you coming out of the bathroom and you were a little slow in zipping up. Never saw a human laugh so hard in my nine lives.” Stupid cat, I thought, next time the CIA asks me to hide their agent I am going to say hell no. “Ok Bob” I asked “Am I forgetting anything”? He replied “Nope just your piece”. Started I reached into my coat pocket and found my revolver. I looked up with a question in my face. “No” he said “your other piece”. With that said he rolled over onto his stomach and laughed. Stupid Cat secret agents. "Your mother slept with a dog and had you" I retorted. he replied "Better run along LITTLE MAN"! Note to self, I thought, need to get that penis inlarger fixed. (by the way a paragraph is at least 5 sentences long) __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day." Last edited by 3leggedfrog; 03-27-2004 at 03:42 PM..

03-25-2004, 06:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	you have to stop being so private. THere are so many chicks out there looking for a nice dick, we need to go meet them. I mean I need to go meet them. Well something they

03-27-2004, 03:37 PM	#7 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	( since its been a while since anyone has replied here is the next installment) I was on the ground floor of my building so it was a quick walk brought me to my …car. A rich crazy uncle left me the car in his will only saying that I couldn’t sell it or … change it color. So I got a tax free Ferrari. Talk about a kick ass gift. So why was I so leery about driving it around …well its pink. Yep my crazy uncle had his cherry red Testarossa painted pink just before he died. That bastard. My first trip of the day was to the club “where have all the good men gone”. Walt Disney built the club back in the fifties. It would have been torn down the day after it was opened but for my client the scariest person alive. Does the Italian mob scare you? No how about the Russian mob? No either hmmm well you’re a courageous one. Well this will scare you. This “mob” has all the other mobs running scared. It was said that Yakuza tried to muscle in on their turf and … well they are singing a different tone now if you get my drift. No the scariest people around in the underworld are the transsexual transvestite mob. If they call you had better answer or the Fab Five might show up to your apartment and boy will they make you over. The head boss whose name is … __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."