Your welcome...I laugh everytime I read it. I saw it on a joke site when I was looking for material. I was an M.C. at my brother's wedding and I needed some laughs.
This one was the top rated one on the site.
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Life's jounney is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn-out shouting, "Holy sh*t! What a ride!" - unknown
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