The F word
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" -- Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% am I?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1999
and a drum roll...................
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."-- Sadaam
Hussein,
2003.
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