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matthew330 · 03-19-2004, 07:40 AM

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" -- Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% am I?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1999

and a drum roll...................

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."-- Sadaam
Hussein,
2003.

cyclone · 03-19-2004, 11:21 AM

tehblaed · 03-19-2004, 11:31 AM

Seen a few of these before, and they're still hilarious.

MadHatder · 03-19-2004, 11:36 AM

ROFL amazing, nice find!

losthellhound · 03-19-2004, 03:42 PM

hehe great stuff, thanks

Beanie · 03-21-2004, 09:05 PM

hehe i love the clinton one the best

VF19 · 03-21-2004, 09:07 PM

haha last one was good

KellyC · 03-22-2004, 01:50 AM

all great stuff...'cept for # 10 and 9. I don't get the history behind # 9.....(been livin' under a rock recently)

Nancy · 03-22-2004, 02:10 AM

cant...stop...laughing!

Jackebear · 03-22-2004, 04:45 AM

Excellent...I am keeping that one and sending it to my friends.

Great, thanks.

03-19-2004, 07:40 AM	#1 (permalink)
matthew330 Banned	The F word There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" -- Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 10. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945 9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877 8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938 7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926 6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC 5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566 4. "Where the @#$% am I?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937 3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC 2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1999 and a drum roll................... 1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003.

03-19-2004, 11:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
cyclone Upright	lmao

03-19-2004, 03:42 PM	#5 (permalink)
losthellhound Thats MR. Muffin Face now Location: Everywhere work sends me	hehe great stuff, thanks __________________ "Life is possible only with illusions. And so, the question for the science of mental health must become an absolutely new and revolutionary one, yet one that reflects the essence of the human condition: On what level of illusion does one live?" -- Ernest Becker, The Denial of Death

03-22-2004, 01:50 AM	#8 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	all great stuff...'cept for # 10 and 9. I don't get the history behind # 9.....(been livin' under a rock recently) __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.

03-22-2004, 02:10 AM	#9 (permalink)
Nancy Femme Fatale Location: Elysium	cant...stop...laughing! __________________ I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

03-19-2004, 11:31 AM	#3 (permalink)
tehblaed Insane Location: land of the merry	Seen a few of these before, and they're still hilarious.

03-19-2004, 11:36 AM	#4 (permalink)
MadHatder Crazy	ROFL amazing, nice find!

03-21-2004, 09:05 PM	#6 (permalink)
Beanie Upright	hehe i love the clinton one the best

03-21-2004, 09:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
VF19 Banned Location: back to my old location	haha last one was good

03-22-2004, 04:45 AM	#10 (permalink)
Jackebear Insane	Excellent...I am keeping that one and sending it to my friends. Great, thanks. __________________ Life's jounney is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn-out shouting, "Holy sh*t! What a ride!" - unknown