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matthew330 03-19-2004 07:40 AM

The F word
 
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" -- Capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% am I?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers....My ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1999

and a drum roll...................

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."-- Sadaam
Hussein,
2003.

cyclone 03-19-2004 11:21 AM

lmao

tehblaed 03-19-2004 11:31 AM

Seen a few of these before, and they're still hilarious.

MadHatder 03-19-2004 11:36 AM

ROFL amazing, nice find!

losthellhound 03-19-2004 03:42 PM

hehe great stuff, thanks

Beanie 03-21-2004 09:05 PM

hehe i love the clinton one the best

VF19 03-21-2004 09:07 PM

haha last one was good

KellyC 03-22-2004 01:50 AM

all great stuff...'cept for # 10 and 9. I don't get the history behind # 9.....(been livin' under a rock recently)

Nancy 03-22-2004 02:10 AM

cant...stop...laughing!

Jackebear 03-22-2004 04:45 AM

Excellent...I am keeping that one and sending it to my friends.


Great, thanks.


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