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Old 03-17-2004, 01:49 PM   #12 (permalink)
shakran
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- Firearms have magic clips full of unlimited ammunition.

- Those magic clips have a Convience Monitor, which disables the ammunition replinishment at the most inconvenient time.

- Explosions will not hurt you as long as you leap forward at the precise moment the explosion takes place.

- All good guys have ExplosiTimer implants which enable them to know the exact moment to jump away from the explosion.

- The internet is always at least 20 years more advanced in any given movie than in real life.

- Tapping 7 keys on a computer keyboard results in the input of 5 lines of text.
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