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Re: Men Are Like...(a bit of humor)
Have a few to add...
Men are like...
....... Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they are.
....... Laxatives
They irritate the shit out of you.
....... Vacations
They never seem to be long enough.
........Weather
Nothing can be done to change them.
....... Blenders
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
...... Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
....... Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long.
....... Commercials
You can't believe a word they say.
....... Department Stores .
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
....... Popcorn
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
...... Snowstorms
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.
....... Parking Spots
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Last edited by Xapphire; 05-02-2003 at 04:55 PM..
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