snowy

Men are like......

.....placemats
they only show up when there's food on the table.

.....mascara
they usually run at the first sign of emotion.

.....bike helmets
they're good in emergencies but usually just look silly.

.....government bonds
they take so long to mature.

.....copiers
you need them in reproduction but that's about it.

.....lava lamps
fun to look at it but not all that bright.

.....bank accounts
without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

.....high heels
they're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

.....curling irons
they're always hot and always in your hair.

.....mini skirts
if your not careful they'll creep up your legs.

.....handguns
keep one around long enough and your gonna want to shoot it.

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cheerios

LOL love the bikehelmets and the curling iron ones

Minx

Very funny...thanks for the giggles

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ally

funny

Xapphire

Have a few to add...

Men are like...

....... Bananas
The older they get, the less firm they are.

....... Laxatives
They irritate the shit out of you.

....... Vacations
They never seem to be long enough.

........Weather
Nothing can be done to change them.

....... Blenders
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

...... Chocolate Bars
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

....... Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep you up all night long.

....... Commercials
You can't believe a word they say.

....... Department Stores .
Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

....... Popcorn
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

...... Snowstorms
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last.

....... Parking Spots
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

sierra2774

That is the best one! I love it!