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Ah, this brings back memories of when I made a very similar thread months back.
But this reminds me of another situation I had years ago:
One night me and some friends go into McD's and I'm pretty drunk. I'm usually a quiet drunk so no problems have ever occured out in public. But this one night, I only order a hot fudge sundae. I sit down, and start eating. But for some reason the ice cream tastes different. At first I thought it was because of the alcohol I consumed but I took a closer look and the "ice cream" seemed to have a different white tint to it...not to mention I noticed the texture seemed off (which is what really tipped me off)
So I go up to the counter and tell them it tastes weird. They give me a look and tell me that it was made with not ice cream, but some fat free frozen yogurt. So I tell them I would like them to take this one back and give me one with the real ice cream. They tell me that they don't have the ice cream and they are only serving the fat free shit to get people used to it.
Well at the time I was severly underweight, so I pull up my shirt and start yelling at the chick behind the counter, "Does it look like I need a fucking diet???"
Needless to say, my friends grab me and haul me out before the cops could be called. Good times, good times...
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