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Childhood Events That Would Scar You For Life
That weekend at the Neverland Ranch
Spending the summer with grandma and grandpa at their nudist colony
Meeting dads boyfriend
Helping grandma with her Depends
Seeing your parents... uh... yeah..
Hugging a plugged in Iron
That time you got the Fischer Price Razor Blade Play Set for Christmas
Finding your mothers buttplug set
Walk in on your two moms
Being mauled by your hamster
Circumcision
Seeing Daddy "Helping Mommy brush her teeth"
Mom: "I should have given your father anal that night!"
Watching the hobo down the street eat your cat
Watching The Exorcist when you are only 8 years old
Clothes shoppng with mom. . .are you sure there's enough room in the crotch?
Those x-rated videos you watched every week on family night
Seeing your grandma naked
"A zoroastrian named hans ritualistically shaved my testicles"
Being the first one to find your cat squashed by a car
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There's a fine line between participation and mockery
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