Childhood Events That Would Scar You For Life - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

cchris · 05-02-2003, 08:13 AM

That weekend at the Neverland Ranch
Spending the summer with grandma and grandpa at their nudist colony
Meeting dads boyfriend
Helping grandma with her Depends
Seeing your parents... uh... yeah..
Hugging a plugged in Iron
That time you got the Fischer Price Razor Blade Play Set for Christmas
Finding your mothers buttplug set
Walk in on your two moms
Being mauled by your hamster
Circumcision
Seeing Daddy "Helping Mommy brush her teeth"
Mom: "I should have given your father anal that night!"
Watching the hobo down the street eat your cat
Watching The Exorcist when you are only 8 years old
Clothes shoppng with mom. . .are you sure there's enough room in the crotch?
Those x-rated videos you watched every week on family night
Seeing your grandma naked
"A zoroastrian named hans ritualistically shaved my testicles"
Being the first one to find your cat squashed by a car

davidc209 · 05-02-2003, 09:18 AM

ok, didn't happen to me, but one of my good friends growing up... We used to take used up C02 cartridges from our pellet guns... fill them up with gun powder, stick a wick into the top and then seal any airspace with rubber cement. Essentially, these were mini pipe bombs that we used to blow up giant red ant hills and other crap. My partner in crime blew his pinky and ring finger completely off his left hand. Physically and emotionally scarred him for life. Emotionally scarred me for life. I never made another one of those explosives again.

05-02-2003, 08:13 AM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Childhood Events That Would Scar You For Life That weekend at the Neverland Ranch Spending the summer with grandma and grandpa at their nudist colony Meeting dads boyfriend Helping grandma with her Depends Seeing your parents... uh... yeah.. Hugging a plugged in Iron That time you got the Fischer Price Razor Blade Play Set for Christmas Finding your mothers buttplug set Walk in on your two moms Being mauled by your hamster Circumcision Seeing Daddy "Helping Mommy brush her teeth" Mom: "I should have given your father anal that night!" Watching the hobo down the street eat your cat Watching The Exorcist when you are only 8 years old Clothes shoppng with mom. . .are you sure there's enough room in the crotch? Those x-rated videos you watched every week on family night Seeing your grandma naked "A zoroastrian named hans ritualistically shaved my testicles" Being the first one to find your cat squashed by a car __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

05-02-2003, 09:18 AM	#2 (permalink)
davidc209 Tilted Location: Miami, FL	ok, didn't happen to me, but one of my good friends growing up... We used to take used up C02 cartridges from our pellet guns... fill them up with gun powder, stick a wick into the top and then seal any airspace with rubber cement. Essentially, these were mini pipe bombs that we used to blow up giant red ant hills and other crap. My partner in crime blew his pinky and ring finger completely off his left hand. Physically and emotionally scarred him for life. Emotionally scarred me for life. I never made another one of those explosives again.