How to make a BoCo Sammich
The most important thing to remember when making a World's Famous BoCo Sammich is that you are
very lazy and commercial break is only 3 minutes long. Therefore, speed far outweighs quality, so keep it simple and work fast!
Step 1: Grab everything outta the fridge and throw it on the counter. You'll need the follow ingredients:
a) Ham (or other quality sliced meat) in a resealable package
b) Mini sliced hoagie rolls
c) Kraft American Singles (or preferred cheese type)
d) Pre-sliced lettuce
e) Miracle Whip 'Super Easy Squeeze'
f) A somewhat clean plate
Step 2: Open the hoagie roll(s) and lay them like so...
Step 3: Fold 2 pieces of sliced meat on hoagie roll, placing them with the folds in opposite directions so the top of the roll will lay flat when installed:
Opposite directions:
Step 4: Toss some lettuce on top. Remember: speed is top priority, so using regular lettuce will only slow you down. As a bonus, the sliced lettuce will make eating the finished product messier, which leads to more fun!
Step 5: Open cheese package and rip cheese in half, placing the halves vertically. Also, now is a great time so squirt some Miracle Whip on the top of the hoagie roll. Remember: using regular, non-squeezable Miracle Whip not only will slow you down, but it'll also force you to use a butter knife to apply, therefore requiring you wash if off. Over time this can lead to deadly 'dishpan hands' syndrome.
Step 6: Fully install top of hoagie roll and place entire product in microwave. Total cooking time should be
40 seconds on High.
Step 7: Place heated product on countertop and snap a quick picture (optional).
Step 8: Sit down in front of TV and eat it. If a female is nearby, it's a smart idea to cram one end of the sammich in your mouth, release your grip, and stare in her direction until she notices you acting childish.
Step 9: During the next commerical break, run (don't walk) back to the kitchen and drop the left-over lettuce bits in the trash. Then place the plate in the dish washer, grab a sodie, and return to your perch in front of the TV.
The End.