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03-12-2004, 05:31 PM
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Fear the bunny
Location: Hanging off the tip of the Right Wing
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How to make a BoCo Sammich
How to make a BoCo Sammich
The most important thing to remember when making a World's Famous BoCo Sammich is that you are very lazy and commercial break is only 3 minutes long. Therefore, speed far outweighs quality, so keep it simple and work fast! Step 1: Grab everything outta the fridge and throw it on the counter. You'll need the follow ingredients: a) Ham (or other quality sliced meat) in a resealable package b) Mini sliced hoagie rolls c) Kraft American Singles (or preferred cheese type) d) Pre-sliced lettuce e) Miracle Whip 'Super Easy Squeeze' f) A somewhat clean plate  Step 2: Open the hoagie roll(s) and lay them like so...  Step 3: Fold 2 pieces of sliced meat on hoagie roll, placing them with the folds in opposite directions so the top of the roll will lay flat when installed:  Opposite directions:  Step 4: Toss some lettuce on top. Remember: speed is top priority, so using regular lettuce will only slow you down. As a bonus, the sliced lettuce will make eating the finished product messier, which leads to more fun!  Step 5: Open cheese package and rip cheese in half, placing the halves vertically. Also, now is a great time so squirt some Miracle Whip on the top of the hoagie roll. Remember: using regular, non-squeezable Miracle Whip not only will slow you down, but it'll also force you to use a butter knife to apply, therefore requiring you wash if off. Over time this can lead to deadly 'dishpan hands' syndrome.  Step 6: Fully install top of hoagie roll and place entire product in microwave. Total cooking time should be 40 seconds on High.  Step 7: Place heated product on countertop and snap a quick picture (optional).  Step 8: Sit down in front of TV and eat it. If a female is nearby, it's a smart idea to cram one end of the sammich in your mouth, release your grip, and stare in her direction until she notices you acting childish. Step 9: During the next commerical break, run (don't walk) back to the kitchen and drop the left-over lettuce bits in the trash. Then place the plate in the dish washer, grab a sodie, and return to your perch in front of the TV.    The End.
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03-23-2004, 08:30 AM
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Desert Rat
Location: Arizona
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Haha nice. Or you could do what I do and have your fridge and microwave right next to the tv so you can take as much time as you want
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