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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 03-07-2004, 08:07 PM

A lion is drinking from a puddle and his tail is up. A gorilla walks up behind him, seizes the opportunity, and slips the lion his third leg.

The gorilla takes off, and the lion takes off after him. The gorilla runs into a hunter's camp, jumps into a tent, puts on a safari outfit, a pith helmet, grabs a copy of The New York Times, sits down, and starts to read.

The lion runs into the camp, sticks his head into the tent, and roars,

" Arrgg! Did a gorilla come through here?"

The gorilla says, "You mean the one that fucked the lion in the ass?"

The lion says, "My God! You mean it's in the paper already?"

Glad

03-07-2004, 08:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	A lion is drinking from a puddle... A lion is drinking from a puddle and his tail is up. A gorilla walks up behind him, seizes the opportunity, and slips the lion his third leg. The gorilla takes off, and the lion takes off after him. The gorilla runs into a hunter's camp, jumps into a tent, puts on a safari outfit, a pith helmet, grabs a copy of The New York Times, sits down, and starts to read. The lion runs into the camp, sticks his head into the tent, and roars, " Arrgg! Did a gorilla come through here?" The gorilla says, "You mean the one that fucked the lion in the ass?" The lion says, "My God! You mean it's in the paper already?" Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!