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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 03-07-2004, 08:07 PM

A lion is drinking from a puddle and his tail is up. A gorilla walks up behind him, seizes the opportunity, and slips the lion his third leg.

The gorilla takes off, and the lion takes off after him. The gorilla runs into a hunter's camp, jumps into a tent, puts on a safari outfit, a pith helmet, grabs a copy of The New York Times, sits down, and starts to read.

The lion runs into the camp, sticks his head into the tent, and roars,

" Arrgg! Did a gorilla come through here?"

The gorilla says, "You mean the one that fucked the lion in the ass?"

The lion says, "My God! You mean it's in the paper already?"

Glad

sillygirl · 03-07-2004, 08:29 PM

mordret · 03-08-2004, 01:57 AM

Oldie, but goodie...

Latch · 03-08-2004, 03:03 AM

hahaha.. I didn't even expect that.. I must be slow... hahaha.. very good... lol.

So stupid it's funny

Silvy · 03-08-2004, 03:17 AM

heheh, very nice, didn't see that one coming!

Slacks_01 · 03-08-2004, 08:35 AM

found that kind of weird, but i got a laugh out of it

Evil Milkman · 03-08-2004, 09:03 AM

Gorillas!

edmos1 · 03-08-2004, 11:10 AM

bluearmy · 03-08-2004, 01:43 PM

Oh yes that is quality.

mystmarimatt · 03-08-2004, 03:08 PM

wow, didn't see THAT coming. Good one.

Keg-o-Grog · 03-08-2004, 03:42 PM

hahaw :P i liked it

Iliftrocks · 03-11-2004, 09:34 AM

crap that's funny

jumpingbeans · 03-11-2004, 07:08 PM

Gortexfogg · 03-12-2004, 06:39 AM

Good one!

deportes · 03-12-2004, 08:14 AM

funny

mastboyx · 03-15-2004, 10:24 AM

nasty gorilla

txstrosman · 03-15-2004, 10:30 AM

that's a damn good one, made me chuckle, thanks!!!!

KellyC · 03-15-2004, 11:39 PM

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!

I read the joke in my head and gave lion and the ape english accents and its so fawking funny!! Especially the last part.

aarchaon · 03-18-2004, 04:48 AM

03-07-2004, 08:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	A lion is drinking from a puddle... A lion is drinking from a puddle and his tail is up. A gorilla walks up behind him, seizes the opportunity, and slips the lion his third leg. The gorilla takes off, and the lion takes off after him. The gorilla runs into a hunter's camp, jumps into a tent, puts on a safari outfit, a pith helmet, grabs a copy of The New York Times, sits down, and starts to read. The lion runs into the camp, sticks his head into the tent, and roars, " Arrgg! Did a gorilla come through here?" The gorilla says, "You mean the one that fucked the lion in the ass?" The lion says, "My God! You mean it's in the paper already?" Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

03-07-2004, 08:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	__________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

03-08-2004, 03:17 AM	#5 (permalink)
Silvy paranoid Location: The Netherlands	heheh, very nice, didn't see that one coming! __________________ "Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. " - Murphy MacManus (Boondock Saints)

03-08-2004, 03:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
mystmarimatt Omnipotent Ruler Of The Tiny Universe In My Mind Location: Oreegawn	wow, didn't see THAT coming. Good one. __________________ Words of Wisdom: If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

03-08-2004, 03:42 PM	#11 (permalink)
Keg-o-Grog Insane Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.	hahaw :P i liked it __________________ I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

03-08-2004, 01:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
mordret Tilted Location: Metz, France	Oldie, but goodie...

03-08-2004, 03:03 AM	#4 (permalink)
Latch In Your Dreams Location: City of Lights	hahaha.. I didn't even expect that.. I must be slow... hahaha.. very good... lol. So stupid it's funny

03-08-2004, 08:35 AM	#6 (permalink)
Slacks_01 Tilted	found that kind of weird, but i got a laugh out of it

03-08-2004, 09:03 AM	#7 (permalink)
Evil Milkman Addict Location: Illinois	Gorillas!

03-08-2004, 11:10 AM	#8 (permalink)
edmos1 Daddy Location: Right next door to Hell	haha

03-08-2004, 01:43 PM	#9 (permalink)
bluearmy Insane Location: uk	Oh yes that is quality.

03-11-2004, 09:34 AM	#12 (permalink)
Iliftrocks Junkie Location: Near Raleigh, NC	crap that's funny __________________ bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

03-11-2004, 07:08 PM	#13 (permalink)
jumpingbeans Tilted	nice __________________ USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,USA, USA,

03-12-2004, 06:39 AM	#14 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Good one!

03-12-2004, 08:14 AM	#15 (permalink)
deportes Psycho	funny

03-15-2004, 10:24 AM	#16 (permalink)
mastboyx Insane Location: Mexico	nasty gorilla __________________ Ignorance Is Bliss

03-18-2004, 04:48 AM	#19 (permalink)
aarchaon Insane	lol __________________ Green. Yellow. Blue.

03-15-2004, 10:30 AM	#17 (permalink)
txstrosman Crazy	that's a damn good one, made me chuckle, thanks!!!!

03-15-2004, 11:39 PM	#18 (permalink)
KellyC Comment or else!! Location: Home sweet home	OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!! I read the joke in my head and gave lion and the ape english accents and its so fawking funny!! Especially the last part. __________________ Him: Ok, I have to ask, what do you believe? Me: Shit happens.