Here's a little tip:
If people are crazy enough to go door to door trying to convert people -don't taunt them. People who think they have god on their side are known to do crazy things.
For example: don't tell the fundies that show up that you worship satan. It only reinforces their world view and they're liable to retaliate. They might retaliate by... say, poisoning your pets.
After all, with God on their side -they can do no wrong.
Also every mormon I've known -has stockpiled an arsenal. Just smile and tell them that you don't take solicitors when they arrive at your door. Don't give them a reason to do something crazy.
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