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Zander · 03-07-2004, 02:54 AM

Not the sexual position, but today when I was driving my friend back to his house, we saw some people in suits walking along with bibles in hand so I just held down the horn and laughed at them.

Then I saw them again later and did the same thing.

hahahahahahhahaah I <3 me.

Rlyss · 03-07-2004, 04:16 AM

Why did you do that?

Strange Famous · 03-07-2004, 04:38 AM

Erm... yeah? I dont really agree with mormons theologically, but Im not really seeing why they are so funny?

hannukah harry · 03-07-2004, 04:52 AM

yeah, that just ain't nice. you might not agree with what they do, but you've got to at least admire their tenacity and gusto!

Astrocloud · 03-07-2004, 05:39 AM

Here's a little tip:

If people are crazy enough to go door to door trying to convert people -don't taunt them. People who think they have god on their side are known to do crazy things.

For example: don't tell the fundies that show up that you worship satan. It only reinforces their world view and they're liable to retaliate. They might retaliate by... say, poisoning your pets.

After all, with God on their side -they can do no wrong.

Also every mormon I've known -has stockpiled an arsenal. Just smile and tell them that you don't take solicitors when they arrive at your door. Don't give them a reason to do something crazy.

phredgreen · 03-07-2004, 06:36 AM

this thread is an example of the sheer stupidity that will bring our site down to the mind-numbing levels of genmay and fark. people, if you see more garbage like this, report the post to a moderator. this is not an acceptable thread on the tfp and we will work against this sort of trend in our members.

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03-07-2004, 02:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
Zander Banned Location: Vegas/So. Cal	Mormon Missionaries Not the sexual position, but today when I was driving my friend back to his house, we saw some people in suits walking along with bibles in hand so I just held down the horn and laughed at them. Then I saw them again later and did the same thing. hahahahahahhahaah I <3 me.

03-07-2004, 04:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
Strange Famous follower of the child's crusade?	Erm... yeah? I dont really agree with mormons theologically, but Im not really seeing why they are so funny? __________________ "Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate, for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain without being uncovered." The Gospel of Thomas

03-07-2004, 04:52 AM	#4 (permalink)
hannukah harry Junkie	yeah, that just ain't nice. you might not agree with what they do, but you've got to at least admire their tenacity and gusto! __________________ shabbat shalom, mother fucker! - the hebrew hammer

03-07-2004, 06:36 AM	#6 (permalink)
phredgreen who? Location: the phoenix metro	this thread is an example of the sheer stupidity that will bring our site down to the mind-numbing levels of genmay and fark. people, if you see more garbage like this, report the post to a moderator. this is not an acceptable thread on the tfp and we will work against this sort of trend in our members. this is an adult website and we expect everyone to act as such. if that's a problem, leave now and don't come back. __________________ My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine

03-07-2004, 04:16 AM	#2 (permalink)
Rlyss The Pusher Location: Edinburgh	Why did you do that?

03-07-2004, 05:39 AM	#5 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Here's a little tip: If people are crazy enough to go door to door trying to convert people -don't taunt them. People who think they have god on their side are known to do crazy things. For example: don't tell the fundies that show up that you worship satan. It only reinforces their world view and they're liable to retaliate. They might retaliate by... say, poisoning your pets. After all, with God on their side -they can do no wrong. Also every mormon I've known -has stockpiled an arsenal. Just smile and tell them that you don't take solicitors when they arrive at your door. Don't give them a reason to do something crazy.