Yes.
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered
assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Important enough to have personal security guards.
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If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
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It's just a pretty good descriptive word.
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Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
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Either because you buy the wrong sandwich meat, or because companies wants to save money by making it smaller than the bread.
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And why does
a round pizza come in a square box?
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It's pretty damn hard to make a round box.
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a
"penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Taxes.
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you
were buried in for eternity?
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No, you get a white gown and a pretty harp if you're lucky.
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What did cured ham actually have to be cured of?
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Nothing. It's a way of preparation of the ham.
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it
would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Because only rich people used to be able to travel much, and they had servants to carry the luggage for them.
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies
wake up like every two hours?
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Because babies sleep so innocently, and not all babies wake up all the time.
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Yes.
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If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
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Yes:
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A US truck driver who worked for the Coca-Cola Bottling Company has been sacked after being spotted glugging down a soft drink made by the rival Pepsi company, union officials said ...
The Teamsters claim that Coke really sacked the worker because of his work three months ago in organizing Coke merchandising workers under the powerful union's aegis.
The dismissal came after he was allegedly spotted in the back room of a store where he was making a delivery swigging on a Pepsi ...
A spokesman for the Coca-Cola Bottling Co. in Southern California, Bob Phillips, declined to comment on the allegations and on the case citing California's privacy laws, but said the company would not resort to a pretext to fire an employee active in a union.
"I can tell you that we have at this company a strict policy against retaliation and the company does not retaliate, nor do we tolerate any retaliation against employees," he said.
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Development of language usually goes in many directions.
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Because small people are fun, they look like ants and can be crushed.
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How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for
Miss America?
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I'd much rather look at 50 beautiful women than 50 old men.
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to
see you naked anyway.
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Common courtesy. It's not pleasant to undress in front of a stranger.æ
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If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom do they call?
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Ghostbusters!
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and finally...
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural.
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Because "panties" derive from "pants" which is plural because of the two legs.
Sorry to be a spoilsport!
