03-04-2004, 04:40 PM | #1 (permalink) |
EVIL!
Location: Southwest of nowhere
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Did You Ever Wonder?????
Did You Ever Wonder ?
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches? Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? And why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? What did cured ham actually have to be cured of? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom do they call? and finally... Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural.
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03-04-2004, 05:05 PM | #3 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: the tangent universe
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I will answer question #1.........yes!
As for the rest, I have no clue whatsoever, and I'm not willing to wrack my brain while I think about the rest of them. Haha, the all-knowing Halx is always able to come up with some good/valid/hilarious answers to these types of questions, soo maybe he can help you.
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03-04-2004, 05:08 PM | #4 (permalink) |
Insane
Location: slippery rock university AKA: The left ass cheek of the world
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And just why is it Eat N Park when you park before you eat
If vegetable oil is made out of vegetables then what is baby oil made of? Why are there flotation devises on airplanes instead of parachutes?
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03-04-2004, 05:31 PM | #5 (permalink) | |
Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Couple more: Why is abbreviation such a long word, and why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? If a parsley farmer loses a lawsuit, can they garnish his wages? What makes the teflon stick to the pan?
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03-04-2004, 05:53 PM | #7 (permalink) | |
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Location: Outside Providence
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The one that got away
Location: Over the hill and far away
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03-05-2004, 11:18 AM | #15 (permalink) |
Desert Rat
Location: Arizona
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Hehe i like that one redlemon
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