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Old 03-04-2004, 05:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
Tophat665
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Originally posted by santafe5000
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Yes, as a matter of fact, they will. In fact, if you are seen drinking Pepsi products anywhere, you get written up. Same deal with Budweiser emplyees and Miller products.

Couple more:

Why is abbreviation such a long word, and why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

If a parsley farmer loses a lawsuit, can they garnish his wages?

What makes the teflon stick to the pan?
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