These types of lists are downright hilarious, especially the Wal-Mart ones.
My fav: 14. Discuss with your friends, not loud enough to be obviously directed at the audience but just loud enough to be understood by them: "he's a carpenter, and he got nailed to two pieces of wood? i got to admit, this movie has the whole irony thing nailed down pretty well."
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Brian Griffin: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department.
Chris Griffin: That would explain all the gravity.
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