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Old 10-14-2004, 09:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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amateur gun porn (SFW, please)

How about some amateur gun porn, folks? Please keep it to personal pics of your personal guns, and I'd suggest we keep it SFW. Whatchall's favorite? Please give a brief description of what pics you post.

I'll start out. Here's a pic of my three favorite guns (which is why they were in the front of the safe). They are (right to left) a H&R Reising M-50 .45 acp smg, an original mismatched Erma mfg MP-40 (the resting bar is repro) 9mm smg, and a mostly matching DOT mfg MG-34 GPMG (buttstock doesn't match, original recoil booster assy is buried away with a mismatched replacement on it so that I don't burn the original up) in 7.92 Mauser. All guns are "live" and on 5320.4s.

<img src="http://onfinite.com/libraries/90018/010.jpg" />

BTW, ignore the dunedan comment, it was to let him know that the pic was real and I took it, not something from GIS.
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Old 10-14-2004, 11:39 AM   #2 (permalink)
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The MP40 never made sense to me. All that gun, and such a short little barrel.
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Old 10-14-2004, 12:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Gun Porn - M-19

"Don't ever sell your guns - especially if it's just for the money." That's what an older friend told me years ago when I considered financing a new gun purchase by selling one of my older guns.

I thought he was being a hypocrite. I mentioned, "Don't you remember you sold me that mint 1976 S&W M-19 a while back?" (complete with box, papers and original receipt of purchase!).

My friend just laughed, "I didn't need the money. You saw it and liked it - that's why I gave it to you for $150. To me that's still keeping it in the family."

Friends like this are hard to come by.



Here's that gun:

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Old 10-14-2004, 12:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Sweet pic...great story.
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Old 10-14-2004, 05:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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The MP40 never made sense to me. All that gun, and such a short little barrel.
It was effective though, look at the American Grease Gun. Germans knew what they were doing with arms development during WWII.
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Old 10-14-2004, 05:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Is that a MG32 on the left?

Great collection
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Old 10-14-2004, 05:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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close, it's a MG-34. Arguably the finest GPMG ever created. Of course, it's a tempramental critter...although I've found screaming invectives at it in German makes it run better.
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Old 10-14-2004, 06:28 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Nice gun, nice pic. I did that a few years back. I'd found a Garand at a gun show for $250. Just a shooter, no numbers matched or anything, but it was in gorgeous shape. I kept it for a while and enjoyed the heck out fo it. They shoot well, y'know. Well, a very good friend of mine came back from the military to finish his history and fell in love with it. Military history being his thing and WWII being one of his areas, I understood why. I eventually sold it to him for what I paid for it, knowing that I could've gotten more. Much like your friend said, it's still int he family.
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Old 10-14-2004, 06:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Wow, your gun porn is sexy. Damn.
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Old 10-15-2004, 02:47 AM   #10 (permalink)
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The worst I've ever done is trade an M1 carbine towards another M1 carbine. I hope that doesn't count. Beyond that, it's almost time for a second safe.
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Old 10-15-2004, 05:37 AM   #11 (permalink)
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why are there two threads on gun porn?? please search before a new thread is made thanks

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Old 10-15-2004, 12:30 PM   #12 (permalink)
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The worst I've ever done is trade an M1 carbine towards another M1 carbine. I hope that doesn't count. Beyond that, it's almost time for a second safe.


I miss my M1 Carbine. It was tremendously fun to shoot, and the stock I had on it (a Choate wire stock similar to that of the HK A3 stock) has long since ceased being available/produced.


I'll see about getting some pics up.

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Old 10-15-2004, 06:57 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Mauser K-98, wouldn't trade or sell it for the world.

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Old 10-15-2004, 07:38 PM   #14 (permalink)
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friggin' nice pictures! I like guns, but from a distance. I don't touch them...because I don't wan't the Tommy Vercetti who rests in everyone to take over me...
Anyway. great pics.
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Old 10-16-2004, 02:49 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Anschutz Model 64 .22LR


Lee Enfield Mk3 No1 .303 British


Harringfton Richardson Model 1908 16 gauge


Some speargun my dad used to use for sharking
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Old 10-16-2004, 03:52 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Fishing with spearguns is cool as long as the fisher has no diving air tanks. if he does, its pussy shit.
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Old 10-16-2004, 04:44 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Mauser K-98, wouldn't trade or sell it for the world.

I woud'nt trade it for anything else also.
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Old 10-17-2004, 12:19 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I woud'nt trade it for anything else also.
I've yet to see a laminated stock K-98 with as nice a finish as mine. Since it's a non-matching # rifle I didn't feel guilty putting on a few dozen layers of Tru-Oil stock protectant.

After I removed the 60 years of cosmoline!

My Golden retriever Kyla loves it as well. She knows that every time it comes out of the cabinet there's going to be a something for her to finish off or retrieve. One time I brought it out, leaned it against the porch while I tied my shoes (unloaded and safe of course) and she picked it up by the sling and took it to the back yard. She was very careful with it and didn't put a scratch on it or even put a tooth mark in the leather. It's nearly impossible to take a pic of it outside without her getting in the way.

Here is the little thief seconds after stealing it!


She knows she's been bad and is pretending she had nothing to do with it!


Peaking around the corner just in time to ruin the shot.

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Old 10-17-2004, 09:34 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Fishing with spearguns is cool as long as the fisher has no diving air tanks. if he does, its pussy shit.
Never an air tank, always snorkel.

Blistex - lovely dog
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Old 10-21-2004, 01:46 PM   #20 (permalink)
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can you do a picture with dog being shot, that would rule!
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Old 10-21-2004, 04:08 PM   #21 (permalink)
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can you do a picture with dog being shot, that would rule!
what the hell? Even I who despises dogs(grammar?)(and especially the ratlike so-called dogs that 40 yr old women walk around with in Manhattan), and has no sympathy for their high pitch barks, find that comment offensive, and really not funny. well, I'm waiting to see what a dog lover's reply would be..
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Old 10-22-2004, 12:27 PM   #22 (permalink)
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you wouldnt recognise sarcasm if it drove a big red bus with SARCASM in flashing lights on the top.
im an animal lover and the thought of animals being shot by arsholes who claim "its humane" quite frankly sickens me. if people with guns think the are so tough then why dont they travel to africa and try picking a fight with a lion, without being armed to the teeth. i wonder how many of the real hunters in here would have enough guts or rather the lack of them after a few minutes. if you decide to do it make sure you video it so i watch it on banged-up.com along with all the other no-brained arseholes who have died "humane deaths"

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Old 10-22-2004, 12:42 PM   #23 (permalink)
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im an animal lover
Isn't that a crime? Raping pigs is not a good thing. Animals can't give consent.

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if people with guns think the are so tough then why dont they travel to africa and try picking a fight with a lion, without being armed to the teeth. i wonder how many of the real hunters in here would have enough guts or rather the lack of them after a few minutes.
Because that's the difference between man and animals. We use sophisticated tools. Are you a vegan? If not, you support exploiting animals too. Do you wear anything made of leather? Same deal.
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Old 10-22-2004, 12:56 PM   #24 (permalink)
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ok. lets dont go to war over this. lets agree to disagree, i'll never kill an animal and you promise never to recognise sarcasm! <<<<<<<<<thats sarcasm that is!

all the best have fun and watch those animals dont start shooting back atcha!

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Old 10-22-2004, 03:12 PM   #25 (permalink)
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ok. lets dont go to war over this. lets agree to disagree, i'll never kill an animal and you promise never to recognise sarcasm! <<<<<<<<<thats sarcasm that is! all the best have fun and watch those animals dont start shooting back atcha!

samzie
Sarcasm over the internet requires something outlandish rather than just plain shocking. If you had instead said

"can you do a picture with a dog being shot in a botched bank robbery, that would rule!"

Then maybe that would qualify as sarcasm.
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Old 10-23-2004, 03:26 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I had to be edited by a mod because of a rude comment

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Old 10-23-2004, 06:58 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 10-23-2004, 08:35 AM   #28 (permalink)
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OK, I can recognize sarcasm, but if its just stupid and shocking, and there's the word "the" missing in that sentence, then I'll just see that person as a 13 yr old forum leech, who calls people "n00bs" and "flames" them. so that's why I was against the comment. don't get all angry about it though. its fine.
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Old 10-23-2004, 08:44 AM   #29 (permalink)
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if you look at any of his other comments on other threads its obvious the guy is a 13 yr. old troll, not captain sarcasm.
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Old 10-23-2004, 09:08 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 11-09-2004, 03:19 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Oh to live in a country which has a part in society where it's your right to bear arms...
Hats off to you all...
But I do still love my Browning A-Bolt Left Handed Comp Modified...
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Old 11-10-2004, 01:14 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I've yet to see a laminated stock K-98 with as nice a finish as mine. Since it's a non-matching # rifle I didn't feel guilty putting on a few dozen layers of Tru-Oil stock protectant.

After I removed the 60 years of cosmoline!

My Golden retriever Kyla loves it as well. She knows that every time it comes out of the cabinet there's going to be a something for her to finish off or retrieve. One time I brought it out, leaned it against the porch while I tied my shoes (unloaded and safe of course) and she picked it up by the sling and took it to the back yard. She was very careful with it and didn't put a scratch on it or even put a tooth mark in the leather. It's nearly impossible to take a pic of it outside without her getting in the way.

Here is the little thief seconds after stealing it!
Thanks for sharing those great pics, Blistex!
I would have liked to have photos of my Border Collie with my own weapons, but he died a couple of months ago.
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Old 11-10-2004, 01:18 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Oh to live in a country which has a part in society where it's your right to bear arms...
Hats off to you all...
Thanks. It's certainly a right that shouldn't be taken lightly.
But ,believe me, it's a constant struggle to keep it that way!
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Old 11-11-2004, 01:29 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Thanks for sharing those great pics, Blistex!
I would have liked to have photos of my Border Collie with my own weapons, but he died a couple of months ago.
That should make him very easy to pose...

/rimshot
//ducks and covers
///come on, i'm just kidding!!!
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Old 11-11-2004, 11:17 AM   #35 (permalink)
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That should make him very easy to pose...
Ouch!
(Good one, Mr. Youngman)
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