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Mind_Storm · 09-24-2003, 04:36 PM

KALASHNIKOV WITH MP3

AudioBooksForFree.Com (ABFF), the No1 UK online mp3 audio book publishers, introduces the new mp3 portable jukebox.
The "AK-MP3 Jukebox" comes with 20GB storage capable to hold up to 9000 songs or 3000 hours of mp3 audio books.

AK-MP3 player built into the body of the ammunition magazine of Kalashnikov automatic rifle.
Player could be used on its own or it could be attached to the Kalashnikov machinegun instead of the ordinary magazine.
Stainless steel body makes this new player uniquely suitable for outdoors.

See high resolution photographs of AK-MP3 and it's accessories on: http://www.AudioBooksForFree.com/kalashnikov/Ak-mp3.asp

"This is our bit for World Peace," jokes one of the partners behind ABFF, ex-rock-star Andrey Koltakov (BONIFACIY). "Hopefully, from now on many Militants and Terrorists will use their AK47s to listen to music and audio books…They need to chill out and take it easy."

A. Rothschild · 09-26-2003, 03:31 PM

HEhehehehe! Now THAT'S genious! ;D I wish it was legal to own an AK in Denmark... would be cool to have a chat with the cops, though... "it's not a firearm. it's just my mp3 player!"

bundy · 09-27-2003, 06:18 PM

oh yes.
now that is a winning marketing concept.
the wonderful people at Kalashnikov have always been at the forefront of techs haven´t they?

propaganda · 09-29-2003, 06:03 PM

It's pretty cool but who has a Kalashnikov in the back of the closet?

losthellhound · 10-01-2003, 04:53 AM

That is pretty cool..

Destructicon · 10-04-2003, 05:36 PM

Does she come with the gun?

...you knew someone had to say it

G5_Todd · 10-06-2003, 11:42 AM

johan · 10-10-2003, 09:54 AM

that girl is deadly

geeza · 10-15-2003, 07:35 AM

nice work from that man

laxman18 · 10-18-2003, 09:03 AM

hahahahahhahaaha

i could picture someone carrying their "mp3" player around in a mall

unique · 10-21-2003, 10:34 PM

Kinda off topic but they have that gun in max payne 2... if you cared at all.

liquid_dreams · 10-22-2003, 12:10 AM

so thats how the veit kong won, they had music and ammo, we only had one at a time

eli · 10-23-2003, 07:36 PM

that's really cool

flecktone4 · 10-27-2003, 07:19 PM

why not?

phoenix1002 · 02-08-2004, 06:28 PM

That's pretty cool, but you'd be kinda screwed if you actually had to shoot with the AK when that was in it...

Mastershredder · 02-09-2004, 06:42 AM

Hahahh that's hilarious!

Dostoevsky · 02-09-2004, 09:28 AM

Hey, does she have a permit for those boobies??? I would like to see them....I mean it

09-24-2003, 04:36 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mind_Storm Tilted Location: The Finger Lakes of New York	KALASHNIKOV WITH MP3 KALASHNIKOV WITH MP3 AudioBooksForFree.Com (ABFF), the No1 UK online mp3 audio book publishers, introduces the new mp3 portable jukebox. The "AK-MP3 Jukebox" comes with 20GB storage capable to hold up to 9000 songs or 3000 hours of mp3 audio books. AK-MP3 player built into the body of the ammunition magazine of Kalashnikov automatic rifle. Player could be used on its own or it could be attached to the Kalashnikov machinegun instead of the ordinary magazine. Stainless steel body makes this new player uniquely suitable for outdoors. See high resolution photographs of AK-MP3 and it's accessories on: http://www.AudioBooksForFree.com/kalashnikov/Ak-mp3.asp "This is our bit for World Peace," jokes one of the partners behind ABFF, ex-rock-star Andrey Koltakov (BONIFACIY). "Hopefully, from now on many Militants and Terrorists will use their AK47s to listen to music and audio books…They need to chill out and take it easy."

09-26-2003, 03:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
A. Rothschild Upright Location: Denmark	HEhehehehe! Now THAT'S genious! ;D I wish it was legal to own an AK in Denmark... would be cool to have a chat with the cops, though... "it's not a firearm. it's just my mp3 player!" __________________ Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for company.

09-27-2003, 06:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	oh yes. now that is a winning marketing concept. the wonderful people at Kalashnikov have always been at the forefront of techs haven´t they? __________________ Ohayo!!!

10-01-2003, 04:53 AM	#5 (permalink)
losthellhound Thats MR. Muffin Face now Location: Everywhere work sends me	That is pretty cool.. __________________ "Life is possible only with illusions. And so, the question for the science of mental health must become an absolutely new and revolutionary one, yet one that reflects the essence of the human condition: On what level of illusion does one live?" -- Ernest Becker, The Denial of Death

10-06-2003, 11:42 AM	#7 (permalink)
G5_Todd Junkie Location: Reichstag	lol __________________ "....and when you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." -General Franks

09-29-2003, 06:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
propaganda Psycho	It's pretty cool but who has a Kalashnikov in the back of the closet?

10-04-2003, 05:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
Destructicon Banned Location: Illinois	Does she come with the gun? ...you knew someone had to say it

10-10-2003, 09:54 AM	#8 (permalink)
johan Upright	that girl is deadly

10-15-2003, 07:35 AM	#9 (permalink)
geeza Crazy	nice work from that man

10-18-2003, 09:03 AM	#10 (permalink)
laxman18 Tilted	hahahahahhahaaha i could picture someone carrying their "mp3" player around in a mall

10-21-2003, 10:34 PM	#11 (permalink)
unique Upright Location: San Fransisco	Kinda off topic but they have that gun in max payne 2... if you cared at all.

10-22-2003, 12:10 AM	#12 (permalink)
liquid_dreams Banned Location: ketchikan	so thats how the veit kong won, they had music and ammo, we only had one at a time

10-23-2003, 07:36 PM	#13 (permalink)
eli Upright Location: Toronto, Canada	that's really cool __________________ I am the minister of defence in qpid's liberation army so we can take the world over before Microsoft does.

10-27-2003, 07:19 PM	#14 (permalink)
flecktone4 Tilted	why not?

02-08-2004, 06:28 PM	#15 (permalink)
phoenix1002 Psycho Location: lost	That's pretty cool, but you'd be kinda screwed if you actually had to shoot with the AK when that was in it... __________________ I'd rather be climbing... I approach college much like a recovering alcoholic--one day at a time...

02-09-2004, 06:42 AM	#16 (permalink)
Mastershredder Crazy Location: NY	Hahahh that's hilarious! __________________ We're sorry, this profile is on backorder..

02-09-2004, 09:28 AM	#17 (permalink)
Dostoevsky Psycho Location: Macon, GA	Hey, does she have a permit for those boobies??? I would like to see them....I mean it __________________ Pride is the recognition of the fact that you are your own highest value and, like all of man’s values, it has to be earned. It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener. Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged